Yes, Sméagol reads your blogses, even in the dark, even without the Precious. All the nasty hobbitses think Sméagol is illiterate, thinks he has not read Homer or Shakespeare or Atwood or Morrisson, but Sméagol reads, yes he does. And Sméagol reads Beyond the Marginses because they are almost as good as his Precious. They will not make him invisible, no, they are a blog of too high visibilities, but they are a Precious, a Precious of words. So Sméagol wishes them Merry Christmases and Happy New Years, because in the new year Sméagol will have his Precious, oh yes, he will, and then he will write a guest post about it, yessss, how Sméagol killed the nasty hobbitses and took his Precious back, and Sméagol will write about it in NaNoWriMo, too…yessss.
Precious wishes,
Sméagol
Source:
http://beyondthemargins.com/2013/12/a-gathering-of-literary-christmas-cards-2013/