My newest plot hole concerns:
- Does Storybrooke have currency? Does everyone just work for free?
- Where do they buy new clothes, food, etc? As in, where does the stock come from?
- How the hell did Regina pass over the line to pick up Henry?
- Why are we supposed to believe the curse was so terrible? Because...it really wasn't that bad.
- Why do they still call him Dr. Hopper given that they now all know he didn't actually go to medical school? He's a carnie, for Christ's sake.
- Why, exactly, is Hook in love with Emma? I mean...they haven't had any interactions that would have given rise to attraction, much less love. Like...I'm all for super hot kissing between Emma and Hook, but let's not try to pretend that shit makes any sense.
- And speaking of how it made no sense, how is it that Emma is DEVASTATED by the fact that Neal is dead only to make out with Hook on pretty much the same damn day?
- WHY DOES HOOK ONLY HAVE ONE OUTFIT? HOW BAD DOES THAT MOTHERFUCKER SMELL?
- How, exactly, is that Hook attached to his arm? Did he get it surgically attached? ...Ew.
- Why would Hook get a HOOK? Why wouldn't he get like...a shiv. Or a gun. Or a fucking sword. I mean, a hook? Really?
- Why did Pan want the girlfriend of the dude from Can't Hardly Wait to kill the dragon guy?
- How big is Storybrooke? There are a million characters, and I want to know where the hell they all live. I also want to know what they do for fun, since the main attraction in Storybrooke appears to be a water well.
Old plot hole concerns:
-How the fuck did it make any sense that Emma secretly wished Neal was dead? I'm sorry, what? WHAT?
- How did Rumpel get home from Neverland after his father said, peace out, bitch?
- How did Wendy know Pan's real motive to get Henry's heart? I'm sorry, does this super villain who "never fails" share all his secrets with the girl he keeps in a cage?
- How stupid is Henry that he didn't realize he was the only person in town aging?
- Why isn't Hook freaked the fuck out about...pretty much everything he sees in Storybrooke? Um, hello, he's from like the mother fucking Renaissance, this bitch has never seen electricity! Why is he not amazed by running water?
- Why the hell did Hook name his boat the Jolly Roger? He couldn't think of a more...pirate-y name? I mean, jeez.
- Speaking of the Jolly Roger, why didn't Hook wear eyeliner when he was a soldier? Whatever, it was a good move, Hook. Vast improvement. Total upgrade.
--Okay, deep breath. Let's move on--
How does this basic bitch:
morph into this fine ass motherfucker?
I almost don't want to question it because God will hide all of the eyeliner and mascara on this Earth and I will be forced to look at that first guy every week. Christ, I am such a bitch.
Have a good night!
Did I mention that I would fuck the shit out of Hook? Because....I would.
Is this the greatest Once Upon a Time post of all time? Yes, it is. You're welcome.
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