Most girls are overwhelmingly boring. Unless you’re doing some activity (school, work) in common, they tend not to share hobbies with internet trolls like me. So the one boring normal girl we have in lab doesn’t have much engagement with the rest of lab. She’s kinda quiet and off-putting which is definitely a vibe I’ve been getting from girls from the midwest. (Well, a lot of girls in general, but especially out here.)
I attended the department Christmas party, where she had a bit of wine, which loosened her tongue slightly. In vino veritas, as they say. Turns out her big reveal is that she really likes Jennifer Lawrence, the girl from Hunger Games. The boring normal white girl from the midwest really thinks that she would have a good time if she were friends with Jennifer Lawrence, because they apparently share some burning mystical quality that eludes me other than the obvious about shared experience. Because J-Law’s existence means that normalweight middle-class slightly potatofaced boring white girls can be glamorous, too.
Also she hates me and I don’t even say anything bad about her to anyone else.
Source:
http://apathyfactory.wordpress.com/2013/12/31/on-boring-girls/