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Words by Ryan Grice
BATMAN VS Superman gets delayed, a king’s bone found in a box, porn gets customised, the new york post hates on J-Law and Apple is forced to pay out stupid parents.
In a surprise move, that seems to make sense to absolutely no one, Warner Brothers pictures have decided to delay the release of the highly anticipated Man of Steel sequel to May of 2016. In a public statement the company said that the decision was made to “help fully realize the vision.” All we know is that we are confused, sad, and missing Ben Affleck in a tight suit.
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The Brits had again forgotten what they left in their basement when a set of bones were found in a box under a museum that turned out to most likely be those of King Alfred the Great. Tests on a pelvis bone by the scientists at the University of Winchester concluded that the remains were unlikely to belong to anyone other than King Alfred himself. I imagine my legacy will be a result of my pelvis also, though not in the same way.
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This week saw the launch of the world’s first customized porn site, customs4u.com. You pay the money, you set the scene, you pick the orifice. Owner Tim Stokely explains, “Basically, Joe Blokes would pay, say, $100 for his own personal movie, where the star is saying his name and doing what he wants.” After you selection is made there is a 35% markup, which goes to the house. But will this be enough to erect the sales of a near impotent industry?
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Quality news platform, The New York Post, have attacked Jennifer Lawrence with an articled titled ‘Time for Jennifer Lawrence to Give Up Doe-Eyed Ingenue Act’. The article is a rather lengthy and boring rant collecting ‘evidence’ in the form of other haters and is clearly aimed to acquire readership at the expense of our beloved Jennifer. LEAVE JENNIFER ALONE *weeps hysterically*
In an attempt to avoid a lengthy court battle with the Federal Trade Commission, Apple decided to settle in a lawsuit aimed a reimbursing parents for in-game purchases made on apps by their children without their knowledge. Apple have changed their billing protocol and paid out $32.5million US dollars because parents failed to pay attention to their own children. Moral of the story? The ignorance of others can be expensive.
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